Stay Classy Canada…
- September 24, 2011 at 4:02 pm #26930
i always knew canadians werent too bright, but never knew they were hateful racists also. a very sad display from a very sad people. however i will continue my yearly trip to quebec, where i usually bone 4-5 hot french canadian girls. when they see my chiseled american jawline (french canadian guys usually have no chin and bad bone structure) and hear my brooklyn accent (french canadian guys sound like sissys), the panties come flying off.
Philadelphia Flyers winger Wayne Simmonds, who is black, had a banana thrown at him from the stands on Thursday night during an exhibition game in London, Ontario, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.
The banana was thrown during a shootout and Simmonds scored. The Flyers lost 4-3 to the Detroit Red Wings.
“At first, I thought I better get another shot if I miss,” Simmonds told the Inquirer. “But I did score, so that was good.”
Simmonds, 23, told the newspaper nothing like this has ever happen to him.
“I’ve never had a banana thrown at me before. That’s a first for me,” he told the Inquirer. “I guess it’s something I obviously have to deal with — being a black player playing a predominantly white sport. I’ve grown a lot playing in this league and throughout my whole life. I’m not going to dwell on that. It’s over with now.”September 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm #258604
So he didn’t eat it?September 24, 2011 at 4:20 pm #258605
Oh, and Brooklin accent = ear rapeSeptember 24, 2011 at 5:25 pm #258609
bananas have potassium. nothing wrong offering up some potassium to an athlete to help them score the winning shot.September 24, 2011 at 5:31 pm #258610
Thing forgot to mention how his penis is much larger than Canadian penises, which he has proven through his own extensive personal research.September 24, 2011 at 10:42 pm #258629
My “Brooklyn” accent is NO accent.September 26, 2011 at 6:54 pm #258727
^git adda heeeaSeptember 26, 2011 at 7:14 pm #258729
Seriously. My job has me calling all over the country. In 15 years, nobody has ever accused me of being New Yawka.September 26, 2011 at 10:29 pm #258737
thats surprising. if i say something as simple as “orange” people ask me where im from.September 26, 2011 at 10:40 pm #258742
^Do these people know the difference between a lisp and an accent? Too easy.September 26, 2011 at 11:48 pm #258745
^^A lisp involves “S” or “TH” sounds. Orange has neither. Stupid kick flip ollie sk8er.September 27, 2011 at 2:03 am #258755
I think you’re underestimating Vold’s lithp.September 27, 2011 at 5:44 pm #258792
Fucking grammar nazis.September 27, 2011 at 7:54 pm #258814
HA! CAP got PWNED!September 27, 2011 at 9:15 pm #258827
Yeah I’m sure he runs around only saying the word orange and nothing else. YOU TOOLS.
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