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  • #25757

    iamphoenix
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    like, you pull her points down after she gets done sucking your dick or whatever and you pull her pants down, of course she isn’t wearing any underwear because this bitch loves to fuck. so you got a full raging boner perhaps, if you will, and you don’t opt for the condom and she doesn’t seem to mind.

     

    then you see this> http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i454/175118.734anal_starfish_tattoo.jpg

     

    just makes you glad there are normal ones available elsewhere. here’s a regular vagina> http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/10/30/previews/James%20Franco-ALO-029994.jpg

     

    and here’s a regular dick for you homo’s> http://www.shavedcuties.com/images/wet.jpg

     

    so do you fuck the starfish?

     

     

    #244045

    CAP
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    Not when her ass is bleeding like that. I feel sorry for the tattoo artist that had to get all up in that.

    #244049

    Letibleu
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    I got a chick this one time, I was traveling in the boonies on business and she came into town with one of those parking lot amusement parks (insert joke here). We had fun all evening and ended up going back to my hotel room. She was super cute and was super horny. We get down to business and everything is great. She turns on her stomach and EEEK, she has the hairiest ass I’ve ever seen. It’s longish hair but JET BLACK which amplified the gravity situation. Turned me right off. Could not do it anymore. I would not be able to fuck the starfish. Besides, she must show it off often, must be like an open house down there.

    #244052

    CAP
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    ^Carnies.

    Years ago I stopped by my buddies house and these two chicks were there I had never seen before. (He lived with his girlfriend, she was working, he’s a dog). We ended up dumping them off at a Taco Bell and went on our way. Come to find out he got some ice cube blowjobs from the chicks, I must have showed up a just few minutes late for the party. They were in town working the carnival.

    Leti – turn the lights off and keep your hands high.

    #244068

    G Funk
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    Leti, I though you were gay and announced it in glassjawsh’s “thisredengine” forum topic. So do you mainly eat pork and enjoy fish on occasion or what?

    #244073

    G Funk
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    ^ Are you sure? I though you were a bit fruity before you made those comments. It must be the french thing  :-)

    #244072

    Letibleu
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    That was a sarcastic rant to plug that red engine person (who was getting too high and mighty for this site). It worked. I’m very hetero. I thought you were gay though for asking me if i had any homosexual looking MMA pictures (although my forking over a few probably didn’t help my image lol).

    #244076

    CAP
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    Leti, your story also reminded me of an old childhood episode that scarred me. I was a young teenager in some department store and came to the poster display, you know the one you can flip through with all the hottest pop stars and teen actors to hang on your bedroom wall. Well they had one with Alyssa Milano looking all cute with a high cut shirt that showed her stomach. It was a sweet shot but all I could look at was all the hair around her bellybutton. I never looked at her the same.

    It happens.

    #244082

    glassjawsh
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    ^ ho-lee SHIT. i thought the bitches i date are bad, but they don’t even compare

    #244077

    Letibleu
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    Here is a list of my disaster GF’s. This is the reason I hesitate before dating someone.

    My first GF: Found dead floating in Lachine canal a few years back. Killed by her meth head BF.

    Second GF: Was horribly disfigured in a car crash involving a drunk driver.

    Third GF: She lived in Greece and lost a tit to breast cancer. Last I heard it had returned (the cancer, not the tit).

    Fourth GF: She got married and had 2 kids. One died crib death and the other is acutely autistic.

    Fifth GF: Mexican from Mexico. We got engaged but it didn’t work out. She is now married to my brother and we all live in the same house. Kinda sounds redneck now that I read it.

    Latest GF: I warned her before dating about the history. She is a ‘Jesus is my saviour’ kinda person and laughed it off. Read This. She is still in hospital undergoing complete pelvis reconstruction. She also still has open wounds because she doesn’t have enough usable skin to graph back on (she is also VERY petite). They are stretching skin on her untouched thigh to eventually scrape off and graph. 500 fucking feet. 500 feet is a little more than one and a half football fields. Her friend has mild brain damage caused by brain swelling. (no more attention span and speech impediment)

    PS: The guy was let out on bail 3 fucking days later. Last week he was involved in a car accident. DUI again.

    #244084

    CAP
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    Fuck dude. Also given your history of getting hit by a stolen car, I wouldn’t leave the house.

    #244085

    Letibleu
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    So I guess it wasn’t a good idea that I signed up for the Canadian Forces last Thursday? Have 4 months to get in shape before boot camp.

    #244093

    Damn bleu, you sure know how to pick them.

     

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    Dating does suck. The last three chicks I went out on a date were meh.

    #244095

    Letibleu
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    That means you did not drink enough.

    #244104

    G Funk
    Member

    HAHA! Leti is a walking disaster! Ryan prob caught some of it from you! I was about to tell a story about a fine bitch who I was about to fuck when I noticed her vag looked like a Bulldog puking mayonnaise but nevermind…

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