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  • #25122

    Grappo
    Member

    answer what you feel comfortable with (don’t be a pussy, answer them all)

    1. First name, city, and age?
    2. The first site you visit when you go online?
    3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
    4. Pay or pirate?
    5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
    6. Phobias?
    7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
    8. How long since you last got laid?
    9. Favorite ring girl?
    10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
    11. Pride Rules in the UFC?  If only some, which ones?
    12. Steroids.  Give a shit if fighters use them?
    13. Your dream commentary team?
    14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
    15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
    16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
    18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
    19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
    20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
    21. What are your feelings about subo?
    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
    23. Is there a God?

    #236926

    scissors61
    Member

    1. New Mexico, 26. That’s as much as you’re getting. 

    2. I’m ashamed to say it’s facebook. 

    3. Oh, yeah. 

    4. Depends.

    5. I guess Rod since his miserable outlook on life makes me chuckle every time. Don’t really have a least-favorite Jackal. 

    6. Cancer.

    7. Hell no. 

    8. Too damn long.

    9. Logan forever!

    10. 3. I like Bruce.

    11. Knees on the ground, man. Don’t much care for stomps/soccer kicks.

    12. Yeah, I kinda do. 

    13. Probably Rogan, Quadros and Bas before he turned into a self-parody.

    14. Tie between UFC 84 and PRIDE Final Conflict 2005. 

    15. Yup, I like WMMA.

    16. John Boehner. That orange bastard.

    17. Sure have, and it was a valuable experience. Every man should experience a good ass-whuppin’ at least once. It builds character.

    18. Aoki, so I can finally see BJ Penn beat the ever-loving fuck out of him.

    19. Both

    20. If I’m drunk enough Hank Williams Sr. songs will generally make me a little misty-eyed. 

    21. I like him. He’s a fine writer and he has strong opinions that he’s not afraid to argue about. That’s pretty much all I ask for in a blogger.

    22. Yep. I also shit off of a balcony once. 

    23. Beats me. 

     

    #236929

    subo
    Member

    1. Derek, Colorado Springs, 25
    2. This is my homepage – gotta keep up on the spammere
    3. One.  Was on a nine month cold streak.  It had to end.
    4. Pay when I can – I always reward a bar for showing UFC cards live
    5. I have a few favorites and a few least favorites.
    6. Spiders when I was a kid, can smush em now.  Really tight spaces.
    7. Kind of, but then again, I’d rather have a disorder that made people laugh.
    8. September (yeesh – good thing college is back in session)
    9. Logan
    10. 4 – seems full of himself but down to help others

    11. Knees to grounded opponents – good for wrestlers and non-wrestlers alike

    12. Yes.  Shortest distance between here and being banned nationwide again involves a juiced fighter seriously hurting/killing someone in the cage.
    13. Rogan, Florian, Couture
    14. UFC 100
    15. Yes, but I understand that it’s insanely shallow right now
    16. Bin Laden
    17. Not horrifically.  I’ve lost, but not “holy shit I’m alive” lost.  Having a gay older brother = winning a lot of fights as a kid.
    18. Semmy Schilt
    19. Both should absolutely be an option.  Legendary annoying bitch.
    20. Like A Sad Song – Elton John

    No Children – The Mountain Goats (listen to this song)

    21. I fucking love the guy. 
    22. Only, like, right when you wake up and just think you have to fart.  Never in public.
    23. Do you really thing He would let me post here?

    #236933

    Rodriguez
    Member

    What is this shit, Myspace?

     

    1. Rodriguez, 21, Stockton
    2. Gmail
    3. Nope.
    4. One two three fo FIIIIIF
    5. No comment
    6. None
    7. Don’t find it amusing
    8. It was Friday night a few hours ago, so…..
    9. Arianny
    10. Don’t care
    11. None
    12. Not really
    13. PRIDE-era Mauro and Rogan
    14. UFC 79
    15. Just Roxy
    16. Hitler, just to say I did
    17. Not exactly
    18. Nick Diaz
    19. Latter
    20. “The Lonesome Kicker” by Adam Sandler
    21. Needs more cowbell
    22. I choose not to roll the brown dice.
    23. http://www.thegoodatheist.net/

    14. UFC 100

    Oh Jesus. I’m going to send you copies of UFC 52 and Bushido 9. Noob.

    #236938

    1. First name, city, and age?

    Ryan, Montreal, 30

    2. The first site you visit when you go online?

    gmail, then fightlinker, then bloodyelbow to make sure a nuclear bomb hasn’t been dropped on the sport that i should know about

    3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?

    I think my high school girlfriend may have been 160 but she was 6’1 and muscle, not fat

    4. Pay or pirate?

    I pay when i can, which means i’m mostly a pirate

    5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?

    I love all my children equally. Can’t really think of a least favorite one honestly, my forum drama days are long behind me. Maybe that bitch that keeps posting about handbags 😉

    6. Phobias?

    The fear of not being able to pay bills. Which connects itself to the fear that the electric company will shut the power off.

    7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?

    Fuck no, cock shit balls

    8. How long since you last got laid?

    Four months. I’m living kinda monklike till I get myself back down under 200 pounds.

    9. Favorite ring girl?

    Natasha. If still employed, Brittney

    10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?

    He seemed cool when I met him. I give him a 4, which is pretty good for a human being.

    11. Pride Rules in the UFC?  If only some, which ones?

    In another 5 years, knees to the head of a grounded opponent. Yellow cards might be nice too.

    12. Steroids.  Give a shit if fighters use them?

    I give a shit but am also resigned to the fact that they are a reality in all sports.

    13. Your dream commentary team?

    Joe Rogan and Bas Rutten

    14. Favorite MMA event of all time?

    Pride OWGP Finals 2006

    15. Interested in Women’s MMA?

    Fuck yeah!

    16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?

    I’m not really a face puncher, but there are a lot of third world dictators that deserve to get one.

    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?

    Patrick Cote beat me up pretty bad

    18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?

    At this exact moment, Jordan Mein

    19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?

    Legend!

    20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?

    Bad breakups make me listen to Alanis Morissette, but it’s the girl in real life that makes me cry, not the song

    21. What are your feelings about subo?

    Subo’s good people

    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?

    Yeah, sharts happen

    23. Is there a God?

    nopers

    #236950

    subo
    Member
    #236954

    YEAH RIGHT
    Member

    Get to know YEAH RIGHT! aka HYHYPT aka Have you hugged your PRIDE today? aka Daddy.

    1. First name, city, and age?
    DJ Frank Dogg, Macramento, 21

    2. The first site you visit when you go online?
    Probably Middleeasy or fightlinker

    3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
    150 is the heaviest

    4. Pay or pirate?
    Pay for UFC, pirate everything else.

    5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
    Least favorite-Jackson, take it easy (both disappeared when the new site came about) and uhh probably subo. I tolerate the rest of you.

    6. Phobias?
    I hate rats. Other than that, nothing. Fuckin rats man.

    7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
    Never!

    8. How long since you last got laid?
    Uhh two nights ago.

    9. Favorite ring girl?
    Shiiiit..arrianny and britney palmer. Both bangin as fuck. Never liked weird finger or natasha

    10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
    25, youtube him on the poker tournament. Super douche.

    11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
    My name used to be Have you hugged your pride today.

    12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
    Yeah, fuck cheaters.

    13. Your dream commentary team?
    Bas, rogan, and schivellooaoijsdoigsdjk;

    14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
    Oh man. I’ve been watching MMA for so long, all the PRIDE’s are blending together. I’ll go more recent and say Aldo Vs Faber because i was there and it was a sick event.

    15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
    Yeah, it’s cool. Not super into it, but i would like to see it expand.

    16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
    Dana White probably.

    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
    I grew up with two older brothers.

    18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
    Alistair Overeem! A lot of other ones, Fedor five years ago. Not so much now.

    19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
    LEGEND.

    20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
    None. Maybe The Big Lebowski when Donny dies.

    21. What are your feelings about subo?
    Haha, he is a necessary evil. I once said he was the joker, and i was batman. We need each other.

    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
    Are we talking like sharts? Who hasn’t?

    23. Is there a God?
    Born and raised Catholic, son.

    #236958

    frickshun
    Member

    1. Greg, Lawng Eye land, 34
    2. Sadly………Fightlinker
    3. I’ve fuct my preggo wife. Besides that, hellz fucking no!!
    4. Pay or pirate? I do whatever it takes. But I will pay for a couple a year or hit a bar when necessary.
    5. Not counting writers (pre-beta), Phoenix cracks me the fuck up. But I genuinely like a lotta dudes on the site. Hate is for pussies so I can’t say I feel that strongly about anyone.
    6. Phobias? Not being able to provide for my fam.
    7. Tourette’s is my fave fucking disease.
    8. I’m married, does it even matter? Few days ago.
    9. Natasha.
    10. Buffer is kinda amusing so……2?
    11. Pride Rules in the UFC?  Yellow cards. I fucking love yellow cards.
    12. I hate steroids.
    13. Rogan, Florian & Couture.
    14. Pride 33. The epitome of the sport.
    15. Interested in Women’s MMA? Yes.
    16. I’d like to beat the shit out of a certain co-worker.
    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked? No.
    18. Every fighter I wanted in the UFC got destroyed when they got there. So I’ve lost faith. Maybe Alvarez.
    19. Lenne is a legend!!
    20. Now that I have kids…..I get misty-eyed in any tear-jerker movie. Never songs.
    21. I dig Subo & his incendiary opinions.
    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting? Yes.
    23. There is no god.

    #236965

    1. Clint, Eureka, 24
    2. Yahoo mail or fightlinker
    3. yup
    4. Arrg
    5. I hate you guys all equally but fedor.haduken pisses me off more than most. favorite is hard to say… id say garth may he rest in peace.
    6. shark attack and i have social anxiety
    7. fuck no… freaks are funny
    8. few days ago
    9. Rhian Sugden
    10. 5… dont really care t care about him
    11. knees to a grounded opponent and yellow cards
    12. I only care when fighters who use get their balls sucked on by fan boys
    13. Joe Rogan and Bas
    14. Pride Final Conflict Absolute                                                                               15. i’ll watch if they are good at fighting just like mens mma
    16. Glenn Beck
    17. nope
    18. Overoids just to see him quality
    19. I only like her when she is with the japanese guy
    20. Movie: To end all wars I used to cry about Tears in heaven
    21. Subo does what he does
    22. just the other day
    23. nope

    #236967

    its funny how i match some of you fags with out reading any of theposts until after i did mine

    #236969

    iamphoenix
    Member

    1. First name, city, and age?
    iam phoenix

    2. The first site you visit when you go online?
    this one

    3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
    i don’t put them on scales before i shove my dick in them.

    4. Pay or pirate?
    i pay for the things that are not possible to download off the internet.

    5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
    least….reem.hadocunt.
    frickshun by default because everyone else sucks ass. i also love picturing butters and glassjawsh raping each other.

    6. Phobias?
    hair on my hands.

    7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
    I’ve never seen that movie.

    8. How long since you last got laid?
    i want to have your babies.

    9. Favorite ring girl?
    LOGAN STANTON
    10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
    define “On a scale”

    11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
    Mandatory steroid use.

    12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
    If you don’t use it, you lose it.

    13. Your dream commentary team?
    I wish they all shut the fuck up and STFU.

    14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
    i can’t remember 3 days ago.

    15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
    interested like i’m interested in what bark is made out of on a tree.

    16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
    The list is long.

    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
    I don’t get in fights.

    18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
    Batman

    19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
    Why do you expect me to know who he is?

    20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
    Universal Soldier

    21. What are your feelings about subo?
    Like my feelings about cleaning.

    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
    I’m going to answer your question with another question…ever crapped your pants while farting as you were driving?

    23. Is there a God?
    The Truth is Out There

    #236975

    glassjawsh
    Member

    1. First name, city, and age?
    Josh, Indiana, 26

    2. The first site you visit when you go online?
    FL then chickipedia then wikipedia

    3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
    pussy is all the same when the lights go out

    4. Pay or pirate?
    oddly enough i usually go to a friends and we all chip in

    5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
    least is simco or goldenarms smug fucking idiots
    favorite is omo or subo, they seem to stimulate the most conversation

    6. Phobias?
    licking the wood at the end of a popsicle/getting fat

    7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
    BOB SAGET!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

    8. How long since you last got laid?
    a week

    9. Favorite ring girl?
    sigh…..edith

    10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
    10, I wanted to climb into the computer and punch him in the dick when he was on the MMA hour

    11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
    yes please

    12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
    not unless they get caught

    13. Your dream commentary team?
    I’d like to watch UFC with Joe Rogan and drink beer

    14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
    Pride Final Conflict Absolute

    15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
    only in miesha tate’s ass, specifically finding my way inside it

    16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
    pat robertson/bill o’reilly

    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
    more times than i care to remember

    18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
    Overeem and im not sure there is any other good answer to this question

    19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
    dig her

    20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
    Hoosiers

    21. What are your feelings about subo?
    grateful that people like him are around to keep this place interesting

    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
    only in the shower (i still can’t believe ryan answered that on the radio show, dumbass)

    23. Is there a God?
    yes, but i’d be alright with it if their wasn’t (and i get seriously shitty with people who treat me like im naive or somehow less evolved for possessing faith)

    #236976

    subo
    Member

    ^ lol dumbass

    #236979

    fishead
    Member

    1. First name, city, and age?
    Colin, Montreal, 37

    2. The first site you visit when you go online?
    gmail

    3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
    nope… pretty sure that line’s always been drawn around 135.

    4. Pay or pirate?
    I pay when I can split the cost with a group of friends.

    5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
    fave is probably Roxy – ’cause she actually gets in the ring.
    least fave – who cares… we’ve all taken too many shots to the dome.

    6. Phobias?
    being responsible.

    7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
    isn’t the whole purpose of tourette’s to be amusing? why would I feel guilty.

    8. How long since you last got laid?
    less than two weeks…

    9. Favorite ring girl?
    horse face… montreal represent!

    10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
    don’t see him as a douchenozzle at all…

    11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
    knees and some kind of passivity warning (not necessarily yellow cards, but something more than “I’m gonna stand you up”)

    12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
    I think it’s a bad idea, and wish there were way better testing in place.

    13. Your dream commentary team?
    I think Don Frye, Joe Rogan and Couture could do an interesting job…

    14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
    IFC Light Heavyweight tournament… Shogun, Babalu, Prangley, Sonnen, Griffin, Jeremy Horn… the Griffin/Horn tilt is one of my fave fights of all time..

    15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
    I’m interested in good fights (period)… gender doesn’t make a fight better.

    16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
    Gary Bettman.

    17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
    I’ve been tooled pretty hard in training… but have never really had my ass-kick in a real-life situation.

    18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
    Herschel Walker… so Randy can fight someone older than he is.

    19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
    Crazy Pride lady?? Legend.

    20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
    Armageddon. The idea that Bruce Willis would sacrifice himself so that Ben Affleck can procreate… it’s a fucking tragedy. That, and the New York skyline shot near the beginning hits close to home.

    21. What are your feelings about subo?
    did you guys set up the poll to find him dates or something?

    22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
    I think we all have, but never on the level that Timmeh did against Assuerio Silva.

    23. Is there a God?
    probably not…

    #236986

    subo
    Member

    You guys need to specify whether you mean Palmer or (volleyball ass) Ward.

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