IM MAKING A SUBO VOODO DOLL, NEED A FEW THINGS
- March 1, 2011 at 2:32 pm #25448
AFTER HEARING SUBO ON THAT LAST PODCAST, AND READING ALL I CAN STAND OF HIS WRITINGS, IVE DECIDED TO TAKE ACTION TO SILENCE HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL.
NORMALLY I WOULD JUST DOJO STORM HIM GRACIE IN ACTION STYLE LIKE I USED TO BE KNOWN FOR IN MY FORMATIVE YEARS. HOWEVER IVE BECOME A BIT OF A CELEBRITY SINCE THEN, AND REALLY CANT RISK LITIGATION FROM THE SPANKING ID PUT ON THAT MAN CHILD.
IVE DECIDED THE BEST OPTION WOULD BE TO CREATE A VOODOO DOLL IN HIS LIKENESS, AND TORTURE AS I SEE FIT. FOR INSTANCE, IF HE WRITES ANOTHER “STRIKEFORCE NEEDS TO GO AWAY” ARTICLE, I COULD SMASH THE HANDS OF THE DOLL WITH A HAMMER. NO MORE TYPING FOR SUBO.
OR IF I EVER HEAR HIS INTOLERABLE VOICE ON ANOTHER PODCAST, I WILL STICK A NEEDLE RIGHT IN THE DOLLS THROAT. PROBLEM SOLVED.
SO I PRETTY MUCH HAVE THE DOLL MADE. ALL I NEED NOW IS A FEW STRANDS OF HIS HAIR, AND MAYBE A CURRENT PICTURE OF HIM SO I CAN MAKE THE DOLL MORE IN HIS LIKENESS.
ANYONE WHO CAN PROVIDE ME WITH THESE THINGS WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SUBO WILL NO LONGER BE A BANE TO THE WORLD OF “MMA JOURNALISM”
THANKS IN ADVANCEMarch 1, 2011 at 2:33 pm #239973
*VOODOO*March 1, 2011 at 3:47 pm #239977
You’re really digging your capslock, huh?March 1, 2011 at 3:51 pm #239978
Cool, the last retard I chased away crossed the highway and got hit by a semi.March 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm #239980
Get to work!March 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm #239981
The last podcast eh? Took a while to mash that out on your keyboard.March 1, 2011 at 5:34 pm #239987
What’s voo-do? Oh, that’s how “wisemen” spell voo-doo right?March 1, 2011 at 5:35 pm #239989
^ He’s going to make the doll out of Voo-Doh too.March 1, 2011 at 8:09 pm #240011
id rather get rid of youMarch 1, 2011 at 8:47 pm #240020
Maybe you should just try jumping me in the street. See how that works out for ya.March 1, 2011 at 9:25 pm #240022
as Terry Bradshaw would say, NOT FUNNYMarch 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm #240025
@ subo – im sure he’d try to break your pelvis, but not with judoMarch 1, 2011 at 10:05 pm #240026
“OR IF I EVER HEAR HIS INTOLERABLE VOICE ON ANOTHER PODCAST, I WILL STICK A NEEDLE RIGHT IN THE DOLLS THROAT.”
The guy already smokes like a chimney, can’t you just let nature take it’s course and wait five more years until he switches from asking for BetUS signups to donations for a voicebox?March 1, 2011 at 10:33 pm #240029
Derek with his internet gangster response. I hate the both of you, you’re made for eachother.March 1, 2011 at 11:47 pm #240038
you actually listened to a podcast that featured subo? I tried that once and almost stabbed my ear drums. subo is the reason Ryan hasn’t been around here. Ryan is hoping if he leaves for awhile, subo will take his donation begging, skoal sucking, mt dew drinking, newport smoking, sister molesting, trailer park ass to another blog site.
“Maybe you should just try jumping me in the street. See how that works out for ya.”
what a fag.
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