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I Remember That One Fateful Day When Coach Took Me Aside

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    thingvolds
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    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that singlet you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your headgear is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the timer and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to double leg people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.

    #237194

    iamphoenix
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    what’s that from. i remember this a little.

    #237200

    glassjawsh
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    this is on par with dumb bitches who quote keisha or eminem lyrics on their fucking facebook status. STFU!!!!!!!

    #237224

    Jack Handy or Mick Foley.

    #237257

    thingvolds
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    “this is on par with dumb bitches who quote keisha or eminem lyrics on their fucking facebook status. STFU!!!!!!!”

    lets be facebook friends, ill send you a request

    #237265

    G Funk
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    Didn’t you already post this before?

    #237266

    thingvolds
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    no. this is the first time ive ever shared this embarrassing story with anyone

    #237269

    G Funk
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    You should come up with some new shit tool. http://www.fightlinker.com/that-fucked-upbizarre-thing-that-happened comment #3

    #237275

    thingvolds
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    theres a perfectly good explanation for that

    #237288

    frickshun
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    ^^Haha!! You guys gotta learn to enjoy Thingvolds. He’s like a RETARDED, SMELLY version of Phoenix.

    #237300

    Omomatta
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    I think Jackals are getting either a little slow(er) or just loosing their sense of humor. You’re all a bunch of fucking crab asses. Good job thingvolds….fuck these cry baby pussies.

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    subo
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    lol.  Repost for the loss.

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