I Remember That One Fateful Day When Coach Took Me Aside
- February 1, 2011 at 2:43 am #25155
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that singlet you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your headgear is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the timer and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to double leg people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.February 1, 2011 at 3:38 am #237194
what’s that from. i remember this a little.February 1, 2011 at 4:09 am #237200
this is on par with dumb bitches who quote keisha or eminem lyrics on their fucking facebook status. STFU!!!!!!!February 1, 2011 at 7:00 am #237224
Jack Handy or Mick Foley.February 1, 2011 at 4:04 pm #237257
“this is on par with dumb bitches who quote keisha or eminem lyrics on their fucking facebook status. STFU!!!!!!!”
lets be facebook friends, ill send you a requestFebruary 1, 2011 at 5:50 pm #237265
Didn’t you already post this before?February 1, 2011 at 6:12 pm #237266
no. this is the first time ive ever shared this embarrassing story with anyoneFebruary 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm #237269
You should come up with some new shit tool. http://www.fightlinker.com/that-fucked-upbizarre-thing-that-happened comment #3February 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm #237275
theres a perfectly good explanation for thatFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:32 pm #237288
^^Haha!! You guys gotta learn to enjoy Thingvolds. He’s like a RETARDED, SMELLY version of Phoenix.February 1, 2011 at 9:54 pm #237300
I think Jackals are getting either a little slow(er) or just loosing their sense of humor. You’re all a bunch of fucking crab asses. Good job thingvolds….fuck these cry baby pussies.February 1, 2011 at 10:11 pm #237302
lol. Repost for the loss.
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