Family Matters (inspired by Frickshun)
- November 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm #226497
God Bless Siblings!November 16, 2010 at 7:38 pm #226512
not sure who i feel worse for. derek’s mom or the dude polling his butterball of a sister! I’ll take the sluts and ill take the fuglies but you all can keep the fatties!
this of course reminds me of the time my younger brother stole my parents tv and pawned it for blow (while still living there at 22) or all the times he “borrowed” my dads credit card for weeks or the time he left a used condom in their bed (ok that might’ve been me) or all the used merchandise he’d come home with and tell my mom he “found it laying in the street”
i still have fond memories of coming home from purdue and seeing all of my brothers stuff strewn about the lawn and driveway. He’d sleep in the garage for a week my mom would miss him and everything would be ok. all families are fucked upNovember 16, 2010 at 8:09 pm #226516
I’m glad my family isn’t as messed up as the rest of you.November 16, 2010 at 8:09 pm #226517
See, if it was a brother, it would be an easy problem to solve. Harder when it’s a big, belligerent woman. Probation is the only thing that saved dude from shattered kneecaps.November 16, 2010 at 10:33 pm #226535
So, your sister is 22 and isn’t allowed to get laid?November 16, 2010 at 11:15 pm #226542
When you steal repeatedly, you have two options: admit it or blame it on your friends. If you blame it on your friends, you’re not allowed to have people over anymore. Given the number of abortions my mother has already reimbursed her for, getting laid wasn’t the focus – making it so we could come home and actually expect our shit to still be there was.November 17, 2010 at 7:14 am #226579
Im reading this stuff and all of the sudden I don’t feel so alone anymore.
My little brother is now married to my ex fiancee and has moved into my house. My sister to spite my kinda racists mother went out and got engaged with an Korean (we are a French Canadian family) and is now trying to adopt a little African baby.November 17, 2010 at 8:37 am #226597
this is one of the dumbest threads ever.November 17, 2010 at 5:36 pm #226625
Letiblueballs–>I’m sure I’ve seen you & your family on several daytime talkshows!!November 17, 2010 at 6:28 pm #226627
@subo…..then she’d better stop stealing hearts while she’s at it.
@babysealclubber….no matter what your brother says or does you can always say “Whatever dude….I fucked your wife.”November 17, 2010 at 8:47 pm #226645
^ That can back fire because the ex can claim that the brother is better in bed.November 17, 2010 at 10:47 pm #226658
^ Been there, eh?November 17, 2010 at 11:02 pm #226660
then you just come back with “we both know that’s not possible”November 18, 2010 at 3:51 am #226667
^ That’s pretty weak. I would go with “Well, you still have my sloppy seconds.”December 4, 2010 at 6:19 am #228189
“How’s my dick taste?”
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