ATTN: GIRL AT CIRCUIT CITY STICKEY!!!!!
- September 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm #17510
OK SO IT IS 6:30 AM AND i AM HALF WAY BETWEEN DRUNK AND HUNGOVER BUT ANYWHAY i AM IN SOME LOCAL COFFEE BREAK CAFFEE WHERE i AM GETTING FREE WHIFY ALSO i AM REALLY HOPPED UP ON DIET PILLS WHICH i THINK MY MOTHER IS PUTTING COCAINE IN.
aNYWAY THERE IS THIS CHICK AT CIRCUIT CITY WHO LIKED ME AND i HAVE THE FEELING THAT SHE GOOGLED MY SCREEN NAME AND TRACKED ME DOWN HERE AND IS CYBER STOCKING ME
ANYWAY MAKE THIS A STICKEY AND TELL THIS BITCH TO E MAIL ME AT [email protected] AND i WILL TAKE HER OUT TO A STEAK DINNER FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND WE WILL ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT
GOODNIGHTSeptember 9, 2010 at 4:04 am #189598
this is the best thing I’ve ever seenSeptember 9, 2010 at 5:02 am #189604
You’ve never seen a nekkid chick?September 9, 2010 at 9:27 am #189617
i almost deleted this after he wrote it but since it seems too weird to be true i let it aloneSeptember 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm #189638
thing, is her name subo?September 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm #189646
I’m ecstatic that you left this up Clint. Good jaerb.
And extra good job to Thing. “Enlightenment” I gotta remember that one.September 10, 2010 at 2:02 pm #189735
This dude is one hell of a Romantic…who could say no to steak and anal?September 10, 2010 at 2:08 pm #189738
who’s Anal?September 20, 2010 at 9:21 pm #190419
My favorite part of this post is “STOCKING.” While I realize that most jackals are to retarded to know why this is funny, it is nonetheless hysterical.September 21, 2010 at 7:18 pm #190532
It’s like my fave show of all time…..”Silk Stalkings”September 22, 2010 at 10:00 pm #190666
That is hilarious. Well written.
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