- December 3, 2010 at 9:44 pm #228141
So, if only Jawsh had been more convincing, we’d have My Forums back?
Damn.December 3, 2010 at 9:51 pm #228143
and 50-60 more girls running around with the hiv.December 3, 2010 at 10:14 pm #228146
Omo – Ha! I almost wanna destroy the sanctity of your marriage right about now.December 3, 2010 at 10:36 pm #228150
believing in god is for momosDecember 4, 2010 at 4:07 am #228176
There is this comedian (I forgot his name) who had a funny skit:
Hell is where you wanna be because thats where the action is. Why would the devil punish you, your one of his own kind! Besides, where do you think the drugs and the hookers go? Do you think God will open the pearly gates and say “youve been a good boy, come on in and sniff that line off the belly of that big breasted naked slut over there”.
We only know Gods side of the story. He is the only one who came out with a book. The devil has no book. We dont know his arguements. In perspective, he is the bigger man. God writes all this shit about him but the devil chooses not to play that childish game and keeps to himself…
Amyways, if this rings a bell for anyone, please remind me of the comedians name, he was not bad.December 4, 2010 at 5:18 am #228186
@DJ…That was done a long time ago.December 4, 2010 at 5:41 am #228187
Superman.April 15, 2011 at 6:15 pm #244298
The bot is an atheist!April 15, 2011 at 10:39 pm #244344
the only reason to go to atheist meetings is because people at religious meetings are too dumb to stand. Some people need a little intelegent conversation once in a while. I am not saying that there are not idiots at the atheist meetings but the percentenge seems to be significantly lessApril 15, 2011 at 11:57 pm #244357April 16, 2011 at 4:19 am #244401
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in “vanity” e.g. when your enemy is hurt or defeated saying, “that’s God’s wrath,” or when you win an award saying, “thank God.” This is using his name in vanity. It’s suggesting that you KNOW that God helped you win that award because you deserved it more, or because he was on your side. It’s always tickled me that God would have a favourite actor at The Golden Globes.
This should be on a walkout shirt.April 16, 2011 at 4:39 am #244405
but how do you explain jon jones knowing that god really did help him. he said it in all his interviews.April 16, 2011 at 5:47 am #244425
^ Because black people can talk to God. But not us honkeys. Or jews.April 16, 2011 at 8:42 am #244433
Haha this thread. I forgot that Josh tried to equate professing ignorance with having faith. Pfft.
agent – If we could sing like that, He’d listen. But we can’t.April 16, 2011 at 8:51 am #244435
What about Mexicans?
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