- "You think you won? Talk to the hand, 'cause the unibrow don't wanna hear it!"
- What did Machida's five fingers say to Shogun's face? "We're broken!"
- Shogun is glad his nose is covered, because Machida's breath smells like piss.
- Instead of running backwards, Lyoto moves forward with his new 'Heisman style'.
Karate master Loyoto Machida using his mastery of the 100 hand palm slap to set up the mythical five finger death touch on Shogun's vulnerable torso. Ladies and Gentlemen - that's how you attempt to finish a fight