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Adding to the hot excitement and anticipation of fans around the world to see who will hold the WAMMA heavyweight title, the World Appropriation of Mixed Martial Arts (WAMMA) is proud to announce that in addition to a title belt, the winner of January 24th's Andrei Arlovski vs Fedor Emelianenko fight will also receive a jewel-studded crown and scepter. The WAMMA crown is a majestic piece of craftsmanship, 8 inches tall and weighing 7.3 pounds. Laced with gold and coated with totally sweet emerald sapphires, it features the WAMMA logo prominently on the front. It truly is a crown fit for a king, and none will be able to deny the lordly status of whomever wears it upon their lofty brow. Last but not least, the WAMMA scepter is a two foot long staff designed by Affection clothing, the leading manufacturer of garish fight lifestyle wear. Emblazoned with gothic crosses, the rod is topped with a life size replica of a Native American skull. "There are those in the mixed martial arts community who have had a hard time understanding the complex mandate and goal of our organization," said Chief Operating Officer Michael Lunch. "But now that the WAMMA heavyweight winner will hold the scepter and crown of power, it should be clear to anyone with half a brain that whomever WAMMA declares the champion truly is the ultimate fighting champion." The crown and scepter will be revealed to the public during the weigh-ins for Affection's "Day of Wreckining" event on January 23rd. Attendees will be able to peer through a glass cabinet at the fine craftsmanship of the WAMMA regalia, which will be resting on a scarlet pillow. In addition, fans will have the opportunity to be photographed with a cardboard cutout of WAMMA lightweight champion Shinya Aoki and an artist's rendition of his belt. Press that are interested in covering the event can show up early to join us for a complimentary "Steak n' Eggs" breakfast with WAMMA spokesperson and former pro wrestling champion Bill Goldberg. RSVP to ensure we stock enough food as Jeff Sherwood is planning to attend as well. Please note that Goldberg will NOT be fielding questions in regard to his past feuds with TNA superstar Sting.  lol Is this serious?  Parody post.  "the rod is topped with a life size replica of a Native American skull."I LOL'd HARD  "WAMMA spokesperson and former pro wrestling champion Bill Goldberg."Quality.  i'm not showing up til the WAMMA codpiece is unveiled. [Link] And the cut out of Aoki with a sketch of the LW belt is also hilarious.  You people are beautiful.Whiny Amalgamation of Moronic Monkey Asses. Yes, I'm not sure who this writer is but THIS is what a Fightlinker worthy post looks like. A parody you have to read all the way through before you're totally sure it's a parody. Because you have a lingering doubt the person would actually do or say something that dumb.  This is a fine example of the sort of article that this site needs to produce far more often. Bravo.  Nice workThe first time around I didnt read it because I saw that it was an article on wamma and i dont waste my time reading about wamma or elite. Then I saw that it was by a new writer so I read it to find out that it was some good shit. That actually had me for a little bit. I love the "the rod is topped with a life size replica of a Native American skull" line. That's fantastic, not to be confused with a lifesize regualar American skull which would be totally gay. OMG, I cant believe they're serious !  Gerbilski's been around for a while. Only real journalist here compared to the rest of these bums. er, Matt Polly Yeah he's okay. But Gerbilski is like an amalgamation of all the best things of Ryan and Thomas Gerbasi. What a fuckin guy! i'm feeling uncomfortable now they make something for that: [Link] now you're thinking about my vagina. gross i can't help it. every time i close my eyes i see vagina... *sniff sniff* i need help
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