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This month's issue of FIGHT! features an in-depth article on the legendary Wanderlei Silva. We already know Wanderlei hates Christmas so it comes as a surprise that he likes puppies. Then again, Hellboy has a soft spot for kittens and he's the spawn of Satan. The story goes that Mauricio "Shogun" Rua owned a pitbull who gave birth to a litter of puppies. Wanderlei expressed interest in having one (likely by pointing and saying "Wand hungry") and Shogun, pal that he is, forked over a puppy, no questions asked. A few weeks later, Shogun (or should we say "Indian Giver") shows up asking Wanderlei for money. Wanderlei claims he thought it was a gift. Looks like we have a disagreement between friends, so what is the only logical way to settle it? You guessed it: cage fight. To quote the Axe Murderer: All I will say is that we went at it very hard and the fight ended in the first round. And I did not pay for that puppy. Wanderlei goes home with a baby pitbull and Shogun goes home with his manhood completely dominated and no money. I question if they ever actually decided to settle the disagreement with a friendly cage fight. I would like to think that when Shogun asked Wanderlei for money, Wanderlei just beat the living shit out of him, soccer kicks and all. I would also like to think that Wanderlei feeds the pitbull only raw polar bear meat, because he is a strong believer in "survival of the fittest."  for some reason, i believe the guys at chute box would do that...  They talked about this in the old Pride events. He knocked him out for a pitbull.  Then Shogun's own car ran over him.  This is why Wandy's chin isn't what it used to be anymore, fighting over puppies.  That picture brightens my day every time I see it.  I once had a similar experience over a kitten  what? go look in the forums in "I must be a little evil" [Link]sorry to (possibly) burst your bubble, but this story may just be a inside joke between the two. This interview gives with shogun casts doubt on the story, but at the very least i enjoyed the kitten joke.  eh... that's possible.. but i think more likely that it's true as the story makes shogun out to be a dick in asking for money and then ends in him getting KO'ed. of course he's going to denounce a story that makes him out to be a shithead. plus, it came from wanderlei's mouth and you know he doesn't lie or tell jokes.
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