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  The Las Vegas Review Journal has a new article where Forrest Griffin, Frank Mir, and Wanderlei Silva share their thoughts on Christmas. Because when you need an opinion on holiday cheer, it's just natural to ask a guy nicknamed “The Axe Murderer.” Wanderlei's responses are exactly what you would expect from a man who has made his living beating the shit out of people in brutal fashion, but the result is amusing nonetheless.
Wanderlei on family:
Wanderlei on what Christmas means to him:
Wanderlei on shopping for presents:
Wanderlei on Rampage Jackson:
Long story short, Wanderlei Silva hates Christmas. I heard that he once soccer kicked a mall Santa for asking him what he wanted. Rumor has it that the sound of laughing children causes him to vomit in violent fashion. He reportedly kicks the TV in everytime "It's a Wonderful Life" comes on. While everyone else kisses under the mistletoe, Wanderlei delivers knees to the head. He bakes razor blades into the cookies his kids leave for Santa. He eats reindeer meat for dinner during the entire month of December just to be a dick. He's the goddamn grinch except meaner and uglier -- and that's why we love him.  He goes on a 24 hr whiskey bender while TBS plays 24 hrs of A Christmas Story. He replaces Ornaments on mall Christmas trees with Brazilian military hand grenades. He once had sex with a fake reindeer mounted on Rampages Lawn while Page's kids watched in horror  Godless Brazilians.But seriously, best Wanderlei quote leading up to this fight: 'This time I'm going to give him more because I don't like him.' Beautiful in its simplicity.  Sadly I envy him. I hating visiting the relatives, and shopping. I wish I had a 5 year hiatus from Christmas also  i just enjoy bill brasky-type humor. shit never gets old.  Yeah Wanderlai sure hates Christmas[Link] i take that photo as him dressing like santa in order to curse at small brazilian kids, thus ruining their impression of santa.  I couldn't have put it any better Ryan.  Ryan? yeah most people can't tell the difference cause the avatar is the same and once you enter the comments section it says it was written by fightlinker They really need to change that My apologies Shawn Schatzle.  He sounds almost as irritated and pissed off as jackson on sherdog the other day.  Maybe he says that because he's always fighting on Christmas and New Years. Yeah, that's the logical explanation, but it's a lot more fun to imagine Wanderlei Silva with a permanent grimace on his face about everything, no matter how far from the truth it might be.
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