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this is shaping up quite



this is shaping up quite nicely. today we learned his wife is pregnant, his colleagues are calling for him to step down, and the cock pick does exist –

not to mention you know its just a matter of time before some slag he fucked comes forward and spills the beans.

i now fully expect him to announce his resignation by friday afternoon. not because he is embarrassed or ashamed, hes much too narcissistic for that -but because hes undoubtedly getting serious pressure and threats from some heavy hitters in his party to go away before the election year.

his political career is more than likely over. he’ll never achieve his goal of becoming mayor of new york. but fret not anthony, theres still plenty of opportunity out there for you once this all blows over. just ask elliot spitzer.