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Go to the favorite nudes post and rub one out. Litmus paper in the sticky puddle will tell you if your semen is acidic or not… OR, put your load in a glass of milk and leave it in the fridge over night. Next day have a taste. If it tastes off and curdled, your semen was acidic. If it tastes like milk, your semen was either neutral or a base. You can then use the milk to make special pancakes. Just don’t add salt.

Obviously you don’t want to drink a glass of milk with one day old spunk from your junk in it so have some fun with it and invite a friend to whom you owe one. Break out the Oreo cookies and when he is in 3 cookies in whip out that glass of nice refreshing ice cold milk. Ask him if the milk taste vinegary.