WTF LOL Go to the favorite
Go to the favorite nudes post and rub one out. Litmus paper in the sticky puddle will tell you if your semen is acidic or not… OR, put your load in a glass of milk and leave it in the fridge over night. Next day have a taste. If it tastes off and curdled, your semen was acidic. If it tastes like milk, your semen was either neutral or a base. You can then use the milk to make special pancakes. Just don’t add salt.
Obviously you don’t want to drink a glass of milk with one day old spunk from your junk in it so have some fun with it and invite a friend to whom you owe one. Break out the Oreo cookies and when he is in 3 cookies in whip out that glass of nice refreshing ice cold milk. Ask him if the milk taste vinegary.