I got a chick this one time,
I got a chick this one time, I was traveling in the boonies on business and she came into town with one of those parking lot amusement parks (insert joke here). We had fun all evening and ended up going back to my hotel room. She was super cute and was super horny. We get down to business and everything is great. She turns on her stomach and EEEK, she has the hairiest ass I’ve ever seen. It’s longish hair but JET BLACK which amplified the gravity situation. Turned me right off. Could not do it anymore. I would not be able to fuck the starfish. Besides, she must show it off often, must be like an open house down there.