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How come there aren’t any

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Letibleu
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How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don’t work in the future either.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

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Why do arabs stink so much?
So blind people can hate them too.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.

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How do you babysit a black baby?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

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How do you get him down?
Teach him to say “Motherfucker”.

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How else do you babysit a black kid?
Put Velcro on the ceiling above the bed and tell him to jump.

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How do you get him down?
Babysit the spic kids, blindfold them and tell them it’s a piñata party.

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What’s long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

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What do you call 50 arabs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

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How was break dancing invented?
Black people trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

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What is a black person?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

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What is a Jew?

Proof that God made more mistakes than giving women vocal cords.

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An Arab amd a Jew jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

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How do Chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What’s the difference between an Arab and a bag of shit?
The bag.

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I will stop here for now, im joked out and nervous it will go to my head :p


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