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Okay, here’s a couple for

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Okay, here’s a couple for Fivebolt.

What do you call a ham that you really want? A pork-u-pine!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow!

What do you call a couple of banana peels? A pair of slippers!

Oh….I’ve gotta stop myself…my sides are hurting! I think I am phoenix now!! Get it Fivebolt!!!!….get it!!!?

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