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Letibleu
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We posted at the same time except here it’s still dark outside.

Carlos Fakencia would plagiarize his mom if it was possible.

Back to business

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What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What’s worse than 7 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who’s driving?.
Homeland Security.

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How long does it take an Arab woman to take out the trash?
Nine months.

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Do you know why Moses lead Jews through sea?
Because he was ashamed to lead them through city.

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What’s better than roses on your piano ?
Tulips on your organ.

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Why does the French ban rectal thermometers?
They cause too much brain damage.

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What’s considered a solid hour’s reading in Iowa?
The back of a cereal box.

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What are the worst five years in the life of a West Virginian?
Third grade.

That’s it for now.

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