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By facked up I mean funny.



By facked up I mean funny. Anyone know any white jokes?

Q: What are the first three words in a Mexican cookbook?
A: Steal a chicken…

Q: What’s the difference between a dead deer and a dead black dude in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the deer.

Q: Why do black men cry during sex?
A: Mace.

Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinko.

Q:What do you call 4 black guys in a sauna?
A: Gorillas in the mist.

A Priest and a Rabbi are watching some young boys play ball on a playground. A boy bends over to pick up a ball. the priest looks at his ass and says “Damn. Should we screw him?” The Rabbi says “Out of what?”