I had supper with a bunch of
I had supper with a bunch of Jew friends 2 nights ago (I keep them around until they get married. ALWAYS open bar weddings). Anyways, the jokes that came out had me pissing myself. Here are a few I remember:
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?..Free pork.
How do you know Jews are living next door?.. There’s wet toilet paper on the clothesline.
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?.. A canoe tips!
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?.. He breaks his nose.