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1. First name, city, and age?
Trenton (Ontario), 32

2. The first site you visit when you go online?
CNN or Cracked in the morning. in the afternoon. Fightlinker if I am currently responding to a post I made.

3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
Yes, but I have a thing for red heads.

4. Pay or pirate?
UFC – Pay
Everything else – depends on if I want that company to get my money.

5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
Favorite: Everyone with an IQ over 80…glassjawsh, YEAH RIGHT, subo, P W, G Funk, frickshun, Grass Hoppa, Schrute Boxe, and Blackula Jonez have all entertained me at some point.

Least: Reem/fedor.Hadouken aka Tanhauser – My vote for “most likely to make a comment that causes fightlinker to lose it’s advertising revenue”.

6. Phobias?
That 10% of the population that causes us to have commercials about not shaking babies.

7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
Verbal tourettes – no

8. How long since you last got laid?
Less than 30 days. lol

9. Favorite ring girl?

10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
1 – I have no issue with him, but I don’t really pay much attention to him outside of the UFC.

11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
No soccer kicks.
No knees to the head of a downed opponent from north south position (only when the recipient’s back/stomach is flat on the ground). I would like to see, but high chance for head injury.

Turtle/sprawl position….knee away. Recipient has their knees under them to avoid/absorb the impact if they want.

12-6 elbows should be allowed.

Yellow/Red cards – without the purse deductions (working with a commission, taking purse money gets tricky)

12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
Rehab purpose only. Test clean for fights.

13. Your dream commentary team?
Rogan, Bas, and Pulver.

14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
UFC 1, or the Bushido series from Pride (Gracie vs Japan was cool at the time)

15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
Yes, just wish there were more fighters for the top tier.

16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
The Pedo Protector Pope.

17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?

18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
Gilbert Melendez, and Eddie Alvarez

19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
Legend with a shrill announcing style. Listen to her interview with Ariel Helwani, and try to hate her.

20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
Fox, and the Hound.

21. What are your feelings about subo?
He is who he is.

22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
Nope, but I had a turtle head painting my boxers once.

23. Is there a God?
Not in the Torah, Qur’an, Bible, kind of way…but maybe ?!?