1. First name, city, and
1. First name, city, and age?
Hi, I’m Craig from Minneapolis, I’m 36 and I have a problem…
2. The first site you visit when you go online?
3. Ever banged a girl that weighed over 160?
YUS! Preggo wife peaked at just over that. Bountiful juggs!
4. Pay or pirate?
5. Favorite and least fave Jackal?
Omo usually makes me laugh the most but lots of funny dudes here. Phoenix and his unpredictability! Then there’s subo.
Not a huge phobia but some bugs are gross.
7. Do you feel guilty about finding Tourette’s Syndrome amusing?
Fuck no. Shit. Piss.
8. How long since you last got laid?
9. Favorite ring girl?
Bring Natasha back. She must not put out as much as the others.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how big of a douchenozzle is Bruce Buffer?
I’d say 8-9 by the shirts he wears
11. Pride Rules in the UFC? If only some, which ones?
knees on the floor
12. Steroids. Give a shit if fighters use them?
Don’t like em but feel a majority uses them.
13. Your dream commentary team?
Ryan and Jake. Can’t say that wouldn’t be entertaining.
14. Favorite MMA event of all time?
I can’t remember what I had for breakfast.
15. Interested in Women’s MMA?
Yeah but only fights worth watching.
16. If you could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions, who would it be?
The wife sometimes (you’ll get there)
17. Ever gotten your ass kicked?
Only from my older brother growing up.
18. What fighter do you want to see signed to the UFC?
Overeem, Fedor, Alvarez
19. Lenne Hardt; legend, or shrill annoying bitch?
20. What songs or movies make you cry like a woman?
21. What are your feelings about subo?
I don’t look for idiots online but Subo has made himself almost impossible to ignore with his bias or outright stupidity, probably a little of both I suspect.
22. Ever crapped your pants while farting?
Of course. I’m a man.
23. Is there a God?
I have been programmed to believe so.
I fully expect a Christmas card for this.