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nostradamus death list



nostradamus death list 2011:

-Don Henley (please)
-Betty White (escalator mishap)
-The Pope (gets herpes on the brain and dies)
-some random contestant on Wipeout (it was bound to happen)
-Gus Johnson (chokes on the foot in his mouth)
-Cyborg Santos (poor guy, lets just say he was naked when it happened…)
-Steve Jobs (sepsis)
-George Lucas (turkey neck syndrome)
-Larry King (decapitated by elderly trophy wife once its realized he is a zombie)
-Dick Clark (gets poached for his pineal gland, the source of his eternal youth and power)