Ruined: First day of the
Ruined: First day of the semester just happens to be a “green” day (aka the mystical color on the automated recording that informs me I have to piss in a bottle at some point today). Gotta go there after class.
Made: I got a letter from court bitching about money and I actually had the money to give them. I love using the government’s money (loans) to pay the government.
Anyone here ever date a Jewish woman? I’m setting something up with one and it’s a first – it’s not really a question of CAN I make jokes, but HOW MANY and WHAT KIND. Use the 0-to-Borat scale when answering.