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by jeans, butter, you better not fucking mean CARPENTER PANTS! fuck man…what tshirt is it? I bet it’s wrinkled. don’t wear wrinkled clothes. Make sure when you bring her back to your place don’t let her see your toy collection, saxophone, gaming systems, gamer chair…like that scene from 40 year old virgin.

take her to the arcade. it will be great. your mom can let you borrow the station wagon karate kid.

i base my life decisions based off movies.