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i don’t know who the fuck



i don’t know who the fuck shovelo is, i don’t go to sherdog other than to use the fight finder, which i haven’t used since foreveres. i have to shit, i’m pretty sure it’s gonna come out any second now…man, just farted, smells like shit, maybe some came out. i hope not. i don’t want shit in my pants. how do i clean them? do i just throw them in the washer? Toss my pants out the window? What do i do?