I’m a humvee driver, butters,
I’m a humvee driver, butters, with my name on it and everything, so I’m pretty bad ass.
1. It’s one year for everyone. I got 7 months left.
2. Don’t know if I’m a lifer, I will be reenlisting though.
3. I enlisted because I’m cool and really strong, good looking. It’s just something I always wanted to do but didn’t think I would be able to do. But now I’m doing it.
4. I got a book, thermal shirts, candy, and that’s pretty much it.
5. I don’t know how they do things in the Marines, but in the Army, and my MOS, we train. There’s no day job, whatever that means, maybe in other places they got people doing other BS all the time but not here.