What’s your name,
What’s your name, soldier?
Ok Bob, and what division are you in?
Ok Bob, what would you like to hear?
I DON’T CARE, JUST PLAY IT LOUD, OKAY?
What’s the weather like today?
HOT! DAMN HOT! AND WET!
How hot is it out there?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN? IT’S HOT!