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Rd 2…… 1) Is there a lot

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Rd 2……
1) Is there a lot of “Code Red” ordering & if so, do we really need you up on that wall?
2) Do the local sluts consider you a penile delicacy since ur Murrican + in uniform?
3) Does ur family have weepy hugfests when you come home w/handmade “Welcome Home” signs on sheets slung onto overpass fences?
4) How much good MMA do you miss out on over there? By “over there” I mean “hanging around ladyboy bars every Saturday night looking for deeply discounted love”?
5) If you had a choice of being stationed in Korea or on Frank Murr’s back as a horrible tattoo, which would it be?