I’m not the celebrating type
I’m not the celebrating type but last week I was playing basketball w/some co-workers. Guys were slapping hands after the last game. I walked up to a black co-worker, faked the handshake & (in jest) jumped up for my very 1st chest bump. To my suprise, black guys have a 6th sense for it & he was up in the air the exact moment I was. Since I have mega hops I somehow managed to chestbump & get smacked in my junk @ the same time.