elephants with fucking wings
elephants with fucking wings round those parts – LOL
Last two texts from my Sister talking about my 6 year old nephew.
“Did you know that Squirrels only bite when you hunt them, or Kick them. When you pet them nicely, they won’t bite.”
“Mom, Evan (8 year old) told me to eat half of his egg, So I took a bite, and now I’m getting more protein then him.”