twitter google

I was almost eaten alive by a



I was almost eaten alive by a German Shepherd when I was 5. It mauled the fuck out of me. Luckily I jammed a wiffle ball bat down it’s throat. If you don’t believe me, look at the scarring on my back and bum region. (not you FBM) It decided to go to dinner that night. Stitches upon stitches upon stitches. Actually it healed quite well. I don’t care for German Shepherds very much.