ruined: got crippling nerve
ruined: got crippling nerve damage in my groin from the mesh they used to fix hernias, and have spent the last 4+ years recovering. if you can imagine having Wanderlei Silva hate your balls, and attack them every few minutes for the rest of your life, it’s like that.
made: for a white guy i have an enormous penis
ruined: don’t get to use it much because the balls hurt
made: once the lawsuit is finished i’ll be rich as fuck
ruined: the wife is leaving me
made: Hooray! the wife is leaving me! Woo Hoo! now i can finally watch my MMA in peace (she wasn’t a fan)