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Diabetic co-worker doesn’t



Diabetic co-worker doesn’t properly monitor his blood sugar. Was taking a dump & PASSED OUT. Couple hours after his “disappearance”, we discovered him locked in the stall. Had to call the cops. Co-worker was in a serious fog. Cops kept saying “MIKE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP….MIKE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP”. Co-worker was belligerent too. Cursing & punching stall walls.

Also, he’s short, fat, balding, dresses terribly, has the worst/corniest jokes, owns thousands of rock CD’s & has THE WORST BREATH ON THE PLANET all day every day. He’s hairy too….arms look like he’s part orangutan.