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i got a ghost boner today at



i got a ghost boner today at the doctor. the nurse is some hot young puerto rican chick with a nice round butt. i’m pretty sure she’s into me, because she always seems excited when i come in, she makes a lot of small talk, and she always makes sure shes the one to take my weight and vitals. anyway she was sticking her tits in my face while she took my pulse, and i was staring at them fantasizing about what it would be like to take her right there on the examination table. by time she was done i must’ve had a raging boner, because when the doctor came in and i had to lay down on the table so he could listen to my innards, i looked down and saw a monster bulge in my pants. i guess that explains why my blood pressure was so off.