speaking of ellen page, she’s
speaking of ellen page, she’s a lesbo right? she’s got that lesbo i’d like to fuck thing going on, like rachael maddow, or tegan and sarah.
to be honest, i don’t really believe in “lesbians”. i think lesbianism is really a myth, or even a hoax. i’m very confident i could fuck any of these so called “lesbians”. i feel like if i could hang out one night with, say, portia de rossi, she’d be my girlfriend by the next day.