dj, why are you calling
dj, why are you calling everyone a bitch?
Not everyone, just you and Frick. Frick and I have a very … complicated relationship that we’ll explain to you when you’re older. But since you’re so young and tender, you veer into bitchitory from time-to-time. If I didn’t call you on it, where would you learn shame? A little thanks is in order.
you’re hurting my feelings, right where my dad used to touch me.
You now that’s not our fault. I told you we wouldn’t have to touch you there if you didn’t look so good. When you’re older and look more like your mother, we’ll stop.