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My jizz would melt through the test tube like the shit that came out of Ridley Scott Aliens. It’s that potent.

G–>work sometimes forces me to jump on, lurk & get the fuck off. No time for funny when I’m being raped by deadlines every day.

Back on topic……..

Made: Dawn Patrol this morning. 6am on the beach for drills & a quick game. It feels amazing to work hard that early in the day & then go to the office. You morbidly obese Medicaid-dependent motherfuckers wouldn’t know a thing about that.

Ruined: As usual, struggling to find a good partner for big tourney this weekend. I fucking hate EVERYTHING & EVERYONE.