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For all you goddamn know-it-alls

Just wanted to take a few seconds to throw some love out to the MMA Digest, who have put together an MMA trivia book. We’re all about MMA websites releasing books … it’s a better alternative to reading endless mountains of ghost written fighter ‘autobiographies’. Besides, we give love now, and when we release “The Fightlinker Guide to Human Cockfighting”, we’ll get some love back.

Some questions I hope are in there:

  • What heavyweight fighter shit his pants in the octagon?
  • Name the only UFC Joe Rogan has ever shaved for.
  • What crane kick specialist was carried out of the cage in a stretcher twice in 2007?
  • What title fight ended with a kiss on the lips?
  • At which UFC did Bill Goldberg debut his ‘smarmy fake voice’?

Post your answers and more trivia in the comments!

  • Atom says:

    Dont Know
    Don’t Know
    Heath “and I’m NOT GAY!” Herring

  • Fightlinker Jackal says:

    I fail at trivias… wtf is up with the hard questions!!

  • Heath Herring is INCORRECT. That wasn’t a title fight.

  • Dru Down says:

    1) Tim Sylvia, and it was a SHART not a SHIT
    2) I’m calling your bluff- I don’t think Rogan has taken a razor to his rugged jaw at any point in his life.
    3) Franken Berry
    4) Penn/Hughes 1?
    5) Is this you way of asking “When did Goldberg debut with the UFC?” or are you implying that he had a normal voice at one point?

  • Dru Down says:

    “Heath Herring is INCORRECT. That wasn’t a title fight.”

    and the fight never actually started.

  • queero mcgayguy says:

    Shouldn’t that be “which two”? Randleman’s diarrhea goes sadly unloved in the anal annals of time

  • pauli says:

    bill’s voice may be fake, but it’s not smarmy, and it’s been there since pro wrestling.

    MIKE, now…

  • asa says:

    UFC 46
    BJ kissed a bloodied Matt and then licked the blood from his own lips afterward.

  • Accomando says:

    Who was the worst fighter EVER in the history of the UFC?

    I’ll go with….Koji Oishi

    (You may remember him, he got destroyed by nick diaz at UFC 53)

  • haha!:) nice–thanks a lot guys for the support…

  • you’ll definitely get a lot of love back for “The Fightlinker Guide to Human Cockfighting” !!

  • fightfan says:

    – Sylvia shat himself
    – I noticed the last UFC event he shaved for, but other than that, not many
    – Sean Salmon(And anxiously awaiting more in 08)
    – Hughes/Penn I
    – Bill Goldberg is not affliated with the UFC, so NONE

    Bloodiest fight?? I have go with TUF 4 -Ray/Dewees

  • I’d say Stevenson / Penn was bloodier than Dewees/Ray. Stevenson bled more than Dewees in 1/3 of the time

  • Stonewall says:

    1. Big Tim
    2. Rogan was clean shaven at UFC 17
    3. Salmon
    4. Hughes/Penn I
    5. UFC Japan was Goldberg debut, but as for the smary voice, he’s had that since birth

  • fightfan says:

    Pretty close, you may be right…..But during that Ray/Dewees fight, the blood flowing from Edwin’s head looked like a faucet. His head was a couple feet above the Octagon floor and blood made a CONTINOUS stream all the way to the floor. it looked like a fucking faucet!!! Gonna have to go and check that one out again.

  • fightfan says:

    Best KO?? Hard to pick one , so many(and Cro Cop could fill the whole list)

    I hate to say it, but probably Salmon/Evans. honorable mention Cro Cop/ Igor Vovchanchyn. Igor was out cold. That Igor was bad mofo back in the pre 2000 days. Check out Igor’s fight against The Polar Bear Paul Varelans. Igor chops down Varelans with leg kick after leg kick. He was outweighed by about 100 plus pounds also.

    And if you dont know who the Polar Bear is, you aint missing much. Early UFC days, he was about Tim Sylvia size, but fatter, and less skilled

  • Beau says:

    The Polar Bear was a disgrace to MMA. He had absolutely zero skills at anything. He was just big. Thats it. That was his whole game plan. Go in there and be bigger than the other guy. Marco “King of the Streets” Ruas also chopped him down like a little bitch. Learn how to check leg kicks you big dumb motherfucker. Thats what I’d yell at the TV.

  • fightfan says:

    POST 18

    The Ruas fight one was a good one too. Varelans was about useless as tits on a bull. It is just funny watching Goliath like dudes get tooled by much smaller opponents.

  • Captain says:

    God I hate Bill Goldberg. I hope and pray that someday he makes some condescensing remark to Kimbo and Kimbo uppercuts his fuckin head clean off.

    Now Goldie, I don’t mind him as much as a lot of other people.

  • fightfan says:

    I agree with post 20. Other than maybe Goldie trying a bit too hard at times……I enjoy his commentary during the events.

  • cheezeypoof says:

    “He was just big. Thats it. That was his whole game plan. Go in there and be bigger than the other guy.”

    Isn’t that the same as Timmeh? I can’t count how many times I’ve heard him say “You can’t teach 6’8″” (and I’m so sick of hearing it)

  • fightfan says:

    That is no doubt the reason for most of Sylvia’s success. If he were 6’3″ or 4″ with the same build, he would be an average, at best fighter.

    He always seems so godamn awkward in there. His height is definitely a bgi reason for a lot of his success in the cage

  • r says:

    The 5th question is a trick question . Bill Golgberg Never debut in the UFC . Mike Goldberg is from the UFC and debut at UFC17.

  • I wish it was a trick question. It’s actually just me being an idiot.

  • Zane says:

    Fightfan, ask Noguiera if Timmy’s stand up is average.

  • DannyP72 says:

    Which fight did Sylvia shit himself?

    I only knew of Randleman shitting himself

  • I dunno the event, but maybe this will help figure it out:

    It’s a picture of Tim when he did it. You can see the stain down his backside