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Fightlinker Podcast : The Low Blow Episode 18

This week’s show was the mailbag and boy did we get a good number of responses. Sure, half the questions were retarded, but we’re not exactly running a MENSA chapter around here, are we? All in all this show is packed full of entertainment and very little factual information.

30 minutes flew by like they were 5. I was high on Redbulls and Oreos. Jake was stoned on cough medication. Together we burned through over a dozen questions, possibly offended one of the only companies low brow enough to consider sponsoring us, and revealed our technical prowess in the art of cunnilingus.

In other words, just another episode of the Low Blow. 35 minutes of jibba-jabba, straight from the ‘hood to your computer. Download the show here, or listen to it through our handy dandy talkshoe app to your right. Fuck iTunes. Yeah, I said it. Fuck it all to hell.

  • Cyrus says:

    You know what. You guys are bullshit. You speak about “where the fuck is pride” when Anderson Silva rules middleweight and Quinton smoked the love of your life, Chuck, Chuck, Liddell, Liddell. And the only reason why your heavyweights not destroyed is because Dana’s essentially blocking Barnett and Fedor from the UFC. You guys are like, basically, UFC junky Dana White nuthuggers. Fix your fucking shit up. Tim Sylvia would take fedor. Did you see Fedor’s fight with Fujita? Do you know who that guy is? He hit Fedor so hard that his head almost exploded. I’m absolutely sure that Fedor was unconscious.. except… he just did this weird magical little dance and started grappling onto fujita. Don’t you get it? He FUCKING GRAPPLES WHILE PASSED THE FUCK OUT. Tim Sylvia could never even grapple while awake! You’re fucking idiots – yeah! That’s on the same level. And, no, you didn’t beat up Frank Mir. You guys are fucking retarded. Sylvia will put us all to sleep. This is true.

  • godzillad says:

    Cyrus? Don’t you mean “Cymen”?

  • Royal B. says:

    Fightlinker are Hard Gay fans.

  • Cyrus says:

    Wow. Cymen? So original. Since you’re a stupid redneck, I’ll let you know that the name Cy-rus starts with a sound like “sigh”, not “see”. So, your joke, like you, is a fucking idiot dipshit. Cy-rass, Cy-orry ass, or just Cyrus is a stupid faggot would all work. At least make sense, you fucking retard. And your name: Godzillad. That’s a mix between godzilla, and, dad? So, you monster your fucking kids? That’s creepy. Creepy fuck.

  • Cyrus says:

    As a last note, and then I’m out (spammed this thread enough) – I’m a huge fan of you guys. I just think you guys don’t know what you are talking about when you actually say that Tim Sylvia would take Fedor. It’s just unprofessional. But, then again, guess being accurate isn’t the real point of the show. You’re prediction rate is what, 20%? So, maybe I should be glad you guys aren’t saying Fedor would win a fight against Tim. Who knows. Man, this shit got me riled up. What a fucking fanboy I am.

  • Rollo the Cat says:

    I think Tim could beat Fedor and I am a recognized expert on all things martial.

  • DJ Hapa says:

    You know I never got my t-shirt. Was it just a joke? I don’t care since I didn’t pay anything anyway, but I was just wondering.

    Hey, wait. I didn’t pay, but if you did give Shermutt some money, you got ripped off and now have a legal reason to flay them.

    Could be the post office’s fault, or maybe someone stole off the front step before I got to it. Who knows.

  • groda says:

    Hey!!! I didn’t get my t-shirt either. What a rip off!!!!

  • Hapa, just contacted you. Shirts are for realz, and hopefully we’ll get to the bottom of this by the end of today

  • stellar53 says:

    Screw you Fightstinker, I should have got the shirt….

  • kentyman says:

    “So, your joke, […] is a fucking idiot dipshit.” I love it. And there’s nothing like calling “MMA’s Least Factual and Most Immature Podcast” unprofessional.

    You should just be happy that this is the first Low Blow in a while without audible farts.

  • Mike O says:

    If both of you could clone yourselves, send the clones back in time, and face each other in the first round of UFC 1, who would win?

    I’ll take the my little pony shirt in hot pink. size medium. let me know how you want me to hook up the mailing address.

  • Jake says:

    Mike, We hope you’ll post up some great pictures of the shirt, and you in various, incriminating positions as well. Remember, you can always go back in time to prevent yourself from doing it if it goes wrong

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    you know nothing about fedor. mark hunt never came close to submitting fedor. fedor was never in trouble and id love to see someone in the ufc knock him out. the man is known for blocking punches with his face.

    couture has nothing on fedor. whats he gonna do? grapple a sambo champ?

    fedor hasnt fought top name competition? like couture has. he was retired by a LHW. sylvia is top competition? lmao. get off it.

    fedor vs schilt was like 3 yrs ago. the jap fans like seeing tall guys fight. thats fedor’s fault?

    tim sylvia beating fedor cements your stupidity.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    btw- get rid of that cheesy music intros. its annoying. i pray for someone to kill me when i have to listen to 30 seconds of that bullshit. especially the janet jackson one, my god.

    and the dude who says he destroys clits is gay. do i need to quote him saying he wants to see two jap guys fuck each other. i can only imagine his gay jap-animation video collection in his dungeon

  • I was the one saying Yushin Okami and Kid Yamamoto should have a baby. Jake is the DESTROYER OF CLITS.

    And it was Mariah Carey last week. If you’re looking for the standard death metal, rock and hip hop songs at the beginning of the show you gotta go somewhere else.

  • Rollo the Cat says:

    “couture has nothing on fedor. whats he gonna do? grapple a sambo champ?”

    The best Sambo fighter in the world would be like a child in the hands of any high level wrestler like Couture. The pecking order in Russia is freestyle, greco, judo, and then sambo. Sambo is the everyman’s sport, made for the masses. Judo is the elite version of Sambo.

    Sambo guys practice mainly jacketed wrestling and of that, most of it is standing grappling for throws. Sambo has nothing like the technical grappling of folk style, or freestyle wrestling.

  • Mike O says:

    we got trolls and flamewars! did someone post the fightlinker URL in the sherdog forums?

  • Just gotta remember never to feed em.

  • Ason says:

    This show is great.