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Fedor’s first opponent named!

M-1 has officially announced that Fedor’s first opponent in their organization will be none other than Bo ‘Redrum’ Cantrell. “People like to say there are no challenges for Fedor outside of the UFC.” said M-1 president Monty Cox. “This fight proves that adage to be completely incorrect.”

Coming off a spectacular loss to world class fighter Kimbo Slice, Bo Cantrell wowed the world with his fierce determination and unwillingness to quit. “Cantrell is a never say die kind of guy … he’s up for any challenge and always gives it his all” continues Cox. “If it wasn’t for that devastating hook to the armpit, who knows how the Cantrell / Slice fight would have went?”

M-1 star Fedor Emelianenko also voiced his respect for his opponent. “Bo Cantrell is a tough fighter and a worthy opponent for me. After wins against middleweight Matt Lindland, elderly Mark Coleman, and fatty Zuluzinho, I cannot think of anyone else I would rather fight.”

Josh Barnett, often considered the only realistic challenge for Fedor currently available on the market, had this to say: “What the fuck? Hello! What the fuck is wrong with you people? What do I have to do to get this fight???”

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