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Extra Extra! Rap video saves IFL from bankruptcy

What’s that? Quarterly statements say we may not last past fall? Quick let’s make a ‘rapping’ video to appeal to the ‘fresh crew’ market. They will see we are ‘totally rad’. These kind of outside the box ideas are the reason why Gareb Shamus was given a marketing award a few months back. In fact, he’s so good at marketing that their head of Marketing is stepping down after quarterly reports show the company lost 9 million dollars, mostly from their live shows tanking. But who cares about that, back to the music video. I’ve got a scoop for you guys, my loyal readers who love me and come here every day. I have the super top secret IFL business plan for this quarter, and it goes like this:

Step 1: Make rap video.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit

Pure genius!