EVAN TANNER NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!
Submitted by fightlinker on July 13, 2007 - 5:53pm
Evan Tanner posted this up on his myspace yesterday:
I've run into some big problems. The engine that was in the boat can't be repaired. We've had no luck finding another one. I only have a few more days before I have to get the boat out of the Harbor. Does anyone know of any available two or three cylinder marine diesels available in the San Diego/Oceanside area? It needs to be 15 to 23 horsepower.
If you recall from our last Tanner-related post, Evan's problems go past needing an engine ... he has also never actually sailed a boat before. So if you're kind enough to help him with an engine, I beseech you in the name of the UFC's tame middleweight division to stick around and help him move his boat. I know we joke about Evan drowning off the coast of California, but I'd be pretty sad if it actually happened.
July 13, 2007 - 10:58pm
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The only engine that I know how to make is one you make with a rubberband and a toothpick on the end of a straw. I think that it is rated at 4 hp.
July 14, 2007 - 5:19am
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Is it just me or does Tanner bear a curious resemblance to another Evan, namely Steve Carrell's Evan in the sucky movie Evan Almighty?
The beard, the obsession with boats, the name... is it a conspiracy?
July 17, 2007 - 7:20am
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October 5, 2007 - 2:22pm
#5
[...] So what if it’s The Log, ‘SoCal’s #1 Boating and Fishing Newspaper’? Evan Tanner gets some press and we get to see a picture of his boat sunk in the harbor. Everyone else on the internet is all “Oh, poor Evan, blah blah blah”. Hey, I’ll give him some sympathy when it comes to his personal demons but his retarded boating misadventures are totally fair game. And it could be worse … a few months back we here at Fightlinker were expecting Evan to go down with the ship and never be heard from again. [...]
September 9, 2008 - 9:32am
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[...] So what if it’s The Log, ‘SoCal’s #1 Boating and Fishing Newspaper’? Evan Tanner gets some press and we get to see a picture of his boat sunk in the harbor. Everyone else on the internet is all “Oh, poor Evan, blah blah blahâ€. Hey, I’ll give him some sympathy when it comes to his personal demons but his retarded boating misadventures are totally fair game. And it could be worse … a few months back we here at Fightlinker were expecting Evan to go down with the ship and never be heard from again. [...]
haha tanner SURE take the engine off my boat! its all yours.