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Evan Tanner is going crazy.

Hey, don’t believe me. Check out his latest cryptic blog.

I remember working in Bermuda. I remember riding down a muddy road, across open fields to a house. It was a small house that sat amidst the green, on a hill overlooking the the azure blue water of a cradling sea. Beside the porch, in the flower garden, there was a sign. “Live well, Laugh often, and Love much.” All I could do is stand, and look around at the beauty of the place and think “They know something that I am still trying to learn?”

Man, this is the kind of shit they find next to your rotting corpse on a crumpled peice of graph paper. I’ve always had a soft spot for Evan and his goofy hippy antics, but I’m starting to get a little bit concerned here!

Of course, the biggest concern for the rest of you jackals is “When is Evan Tanner coming back to the UFC???” Some people in the forums are thinking he may show up as soon as UFC 76. I doubt it though … the guy seems to be a pretty big shutter bug but the only MMA related pics in his unsecured photos directory (with somewhere near 500+ photos) were some shots from the nosebleeds at K1 Dynamite.

Bonus Read: The Adventures of Evan Tanner – Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Bonus Comic!!!

  • Jonathan says:

    I think Evan Tanner perfectly embodies the Ronin spirit. I told him that and he talked to me for like 37 hours about being “spiritual”

    P.S. During our conversation, he made a series of nests for some migrating birds and taught a gorilla sign language and a chimpanzee how to write.

    Shortly thereafter, he killed both using the birds.

    Don’t ask.

  • Miguel Sanchez says:

    Ewww bud light… guys needs to get himself a San Miguels lager…

  • I love Evan Tanner. If it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t have half as much material to write about. Here’s hoping he makes it back into the UFC rather than onto some russian sailboat headed to fish off the coast of Alaska for 9 months.

  • chris says:

    im pretty sure this is an old picture. i remeber seeing this about a year ago.

  • Fred says:

    A lot of fighters wax poetic. Not a big deal. I’d be more concerned about the drinking and any drug use. If he has that under control, I’d expect to see him in the Octagon soon.

  • Kenny the Swede says:

    I remember working in a mexican food restaraunt. I remember waiting on small town Texas white trash who came in with a hankerin for a “chima-changa”. It was a piece of shit hole in the wall that overlooked a school bus junkyard and a shit brown dusty field with broken down tractors and shit. Beside the porch, near the barrel full of near empty beer cans and ciggarette butts, there was a sign. “Tipping is not a city in China.” All I could do is stand, and look around at the beauty of the place and think “What the fuck am I doing here?”

  • Jonathan says:

    My sentiments exactly Kenny