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Evan Tanner doesn’t lock his car

It wouldn’t be a day in the life of Evan Tanner if something didn’t go wrong. Beware the day you’re with Evan Tanner at 11:55PM and he says “This has been the greatest day of my life!” Because 5 minutes later, a fucking meteor will fall on him, and it’d be best if you weren’t nearby when it hits.

Like a moonshine chaser after a smooth beer, Evan’s triumphant “I just got signed” day has now been tainted with “Some jackhole stole shit from my unlocked car“:

I’m really disappointed. I had some things stolen out of my Land Cruiser last night while it was parked in front of the gym. The UFC had just given me a brand new workout bag full of shirts and beanies, with a personalized engraved name tag. They took that. What I’m most upset about though, is that they took all of my mma trading cards that I sign for the fans and the kids. Come on now, that’s really uncool.

Evan then says “My car will be unlocked again tonight at the gym, please return the things you took.” Ten bucks says the car stereo will be gone tomorrow. I know Evan’s used to boats and I’m unsure if boats have locks on them … but fuck, man! Lock up your shit! You’re in Vegas, sin city, hobo central.

  • marco9690 says:

    His car probably reeks of B.O., puke and cat hair…. Hobos wearin’ UFC garb, pics please!

  • Thomas says:

    I say he sold it to pay off some old debts and is trying to get more freebies from the UFc and from fans that feel sorry for him.

  • anderson says:

    the dude abides. the dude abides.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    lol, cat hair. you forgot the empty, stale beer cans.

    you gotta have a pair of balls to be stealing from cars parked in front of a mma gym. you know youre gonna get a serious beatdown if you get caught.

  • Tommy says:

    That’s Tanners way of tell the UFC he sold their shit they just gave him.

  • Dru Down says:

    Tanner takes a lot of shit, and granted he brings much of it on himself; seriously though, I’m glad he’s back in the UFC. Would anyone really rather see another Scott Smith fight? Good for the MW division imo.

    And Evan- please remember to uses “the club.”

  • The Truth says:

    Im with Tommy…

    Tanner just sold the UFC stuff for a 40 oz of Mickey’s and a cheap $5 Vegas hooker!

  • Swedish guy says:

    Seems he learned something from the experience though, according to his latest blog post.