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Did she eat all five gallons?

Big John McCarthy’s book ‘Let’s get it on!’ (baw chika wah wah) just came out and he’s on the interview circuit. USA Today wins for best question ever:

The book includes a story about how you proposed your wife Elaine with a 5-gallon tub of ice cream after a bout of ‘roid rage that resulted in you bashing another guy’s car. Just out of curiosity, did she eat all five gallons?

Someone get this man a Pulitzer, stat! For those of you who read books n stuff, you can pick up a copy here.

  • repenttokyo says:

    fuck i love that question.  it painted such a detailed picture of what has now replaced my previous image of what the most romantic night ever would be like.

  • thingvolds says:

    so he admits to juicing huh? interesting. its obvious of course, its just interesting to see an ex cop admit to juicing while he was a cop.

  • iamphoenix says:

    i don’t care about big joan mccarthy anymore. wtf is he writing a book about anyway.

  • G Funk says:

    MF stole that line from Mills Lane and has made it his cliche phrase to where he names his book after it? I hate unoriginality.