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David Terrell never fights

Just in case you thought we were joking about that whole “David Terrell is injury prone” shit, here’s a timeline for you:

  1. 2007 – UFC 78
  2. 2006 – UFC 66
  3. 2006 – UFC 62
  4. 2005 – UFC 54
  5. BONUS PULLOUT 2001 – IFC 14
14 COMMENTS
  • Matt (tapout name shitstain) says:

    Worst nickname in MMA and biggest bullshit victory over Scott Smith. It wasn’t Terrells fault the ref fucked up, but still bullshit. Still amazed Tanner fucking steam rollled him like that.

  • ChinBo says:

    Santa ROsa in the house!

  • Needs to get that voodoo curse off of himself

  • kentyman says:

    He puts the “ass” in “The Hole Assassin”. Twice.

    I have no idea what that means. It’s been a long day.

  • jeff aka whaledog says:

    I was the color commentator at the IFC show, and that pullout was the worst.

    For some reason, Terrell could not make it to the weigh-ins at the show. The IFC had a referee near Cesar Gracie’s gym, so they agreed that the referee could weigh Terell in at the gym (bush league, I know). Terell made weight and then drove up to Fresno for the IFC show.

    Jeremy Horn, Terell’s opponent, was upset that he didn’t see Terrell weigh in. So, Horn started insisting that he wanted to see Terrell get on a scale, regardless of the fact that Terrell had put on weight since cutting for the weigh-in. Horn wanted to see how big Terrell was, and was threatening not to fight if Terrell didn’t get on the scale.

    Well, Terrell freaked out and left the show. No injury, no excuse, nothing. He just left.

  • Mr. Theplague says:

    You know, if the UFC would like to sign me to a contract I could injure myself and pull out before every event, and I’d do it for less money than Terrell.

  • Accomando says:

    Kentyman, he is an ass-ass.

    Mo’ fo’ always, I mean always, as linker pointed out, makes himself look like an ass, and gets injured before the fight, or loses to himself, whatever, lame shit you know. He’s made himself look like an ass so much, that he is an ass squared, or more exactly, an ass-ass. He needs his own word to describe him, he is that unique.

  • hbdale309 says:

    “He puts the “ass” in “The Hole Assassin”. Twice.”

    Breaking news: David Terrell has pulled out of the “ass” that he puts in the “The Hole Assassin.” Twice.

  • Wu Tang says:

    Isnt he canadian? Not sure, but since France and canada are like similar, ill add this:

    “France is full of the best MMA fighters in the world, it makes sense. Oh wait, no it’s not. No one in France knows anything about fighting on the ground. I heard that one time the Gracies went over to France and used their jiu-jitsu to overthrow the government. That was called the French Revolution or some shit. True story”

    Love this qoute. If terrell is from canada, it would make sense, if not then im a retard, but hey, jiu-kitsu took over france!!

  • Terrell is from Cali

  • Wu Tang says:

    Wrong middleweight then, but i just had to throw that france quote in there, hehe.

  • At first I was like “Oh man, that’s funny. Who wrote that?” And then I realized I did :-p Props me!

  • kentyman says:

    Twice!

  • Wu Tang says:

    And that is why i put quotations on it!!! Love that qoute!! Props you!

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