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Dana White likes human cockfighting

We like to pretend that we’re all “Whatever” about everything, but truth be told we squeal like little girls every time we meet a fighter or get an email from some lofty MMA persona who really should hate us (but for some reason doesn’t). So when we got this picture of Fighting Spirit magazine’s James Denton repping a Human Cockfighting shirt with Dana White, we knew we had to share it.

I know some of you might be asking “Hey, what’s with James’ hair?” Well, wearing a Human Cockfighting shirt makes your scalp burst forth with glorious Sampson-like locks. It also makes your penis 4 inches longer and 30% thicker. Because of this, we do not recommend that women buy this shirt (unless they want cocks – and not in the way most of them ‘want’ cocks). So if you want a gigantic penis, then perhaps you should buy a Human Cockfighting shirt of your own. And if you already have a gigantic penis, then imagine how cool it would be to have a SUPER GARGANTUAN COCK!