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Daily Rubout Feb 23rd 2008

(see, how can you hate Chuck for getting all the chicks when he’s always got this look on his face where he’s like “OMG LOL AWESOME!!!!”)

Ian Freeman unretires (again again)
I’ve officially lost count of how many times Ian has come out of retirement to fight again. This time it’s for the Cage Rage LHW belt against Paul Cahoon in May.

Sammy Vasquez autopsy report pending
Everyone’s still waiting for Sammy Vasquez’s autopsy report to finalize so we can feel either more or less guilty about the sport’s involvement. This Sherdog article also contains a roundup of all combat sport deaths in Texas and the results.

Ryan Gracie autopsy report says “Drugs”
Jeez, lots of death talk on this site lately. The autopsy for Ryan Gracie says that he died due to a combination of illegal drugs and prescription medication. The Gracie family is blaming the doctor who gave Ryan medication, saying “How could the doctor not know that Ryan was always high on illegal drugs? Everyone in South America knows that.”

Is Anderson Silva too boring?
Mr Sunshine makes the argument that Anderson Silva’s just too damn nice to sell. Guess he’s never met Georges St Pierre. Also worth noting are the spectacular executions Anderson is well known for. A few more brutal wins and the world will warm up to him, I’m sure.

HCF replaces Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos with some guy
Hardcore Championship Fighting has decided that rather than risk losing their headliner via possible injury, they’d rather just axe him off the bat to show him who’s boss.

Mark Hunt signing with DREAM?
According to Japan MMA, Mark Hunt was hanging out with DREAM executives at the DEEP show on Friday night. I’ll let you guys figure out where that one is going on your own.

NPR Radio sucks balls (featuring Chuck Liddell)
Dear fucking God does NPR radio suck. They had Chuck Liddell on, and they quizzed him on retarded ultra-obscure Bush family trivia. It was the lamest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I want to punch everyone involved in the face, and tell them they’re too stupid to go to college. Then I’ll force them to work in a steel mill. Yeah. Now THAT is good radio.

Hermes Franca is a free agent
Note to Hermes: next time ask the commission if you’re allowed to fight outside the country before you request to be let out of your UFC contract.

More proof that Mark Cuban is the devil
I’ve already said that Mark Cuban is all too willing to destroy everything that MMA is right now to make Randy vs Fedor happen. Now he’s talking about teaming up with the WWE. I know he’s enticing us with all this sweet HD MMA. But come on, people! He’s obviously evil.

  • Accomando says:

    “…he’s always got this look on his face where he’s like “OMG LOL AWESOME!!!!”…”

    I would argue that he has that look on his face in this pic because the chick on his right, our left, is grabbing his nuts.

  • Xavier says:

    Over time, the MMA community will come to hate Mark Cuban just as all non-Maverick homer NBA fans have.

    The man is a goon.

  • andres says:

    Haha chucks face is everywhere fuck I can’t have a conversation without him bein mentioned

  • Teufel says:

    Hermes Franca: Nature’s Retard.