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Cummo drug / chicken wings arrest

This is so far fetched, even we can’t make it up:

Cummo, 28, was arrested around 1:30 a.m. on Oct. 14 in Franklin Square, N.Y., and charged with driving while impaired by drugs, failure to maintain lanes and a turn signal violation, according to a spokesman for the Nassau County District Attorney.

The Lynbrook, N.Y., resident was not charged with drunk driving. Cummo was tested for a drug officials declined to specify. The results are due by Cummo’s next court date on Nov. 14. Cummo pleaded not guilty to the charges at arraignment and was released on personal recognizance.

I have 20 bucks saying it was some kind of retarded shit like too many kiwis up his ass shaft or something. Also worth considering: that Luke Cummo is such a weirdo, they just assumed he MUST be high on SOMETHING.

**Update** Luke Cummo stuck a message up on his site explaining what happened and then took it down for legal reasons. Fortunately, the internet never forgets. He basically said that he was in a room with other people who were smoking weed and got a 2nd hand high. That combined with eating a shitload of chicken wings totally fucked him up, causing him to drive all goofy.

I don’t know what’s worse, the weed or the chicken. This dude is supposed to be a Lifefood purist, always talking shit about how people are eating and lo and behold he goes on a fucking CHICKEN BENDER and gets arrested for it. There hasn’t been irony this rich since that fag hating minister got caught sucking dick and doing meth.